May 2012
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The kids have it all figured out.
anarchymydear: Lololololol
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Baby microbats are the cuuutest! ^.^
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australianbogan: heretic-hero replied to your photo: i wish i wasn’t banned from posting on facebook, i… Why/ how are you banned from posting on facebook? posting this.
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Anonymous asked: Unfortunately my identity will remain a mystery. But yes, I am of the male gender.
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Anonymous asked: Yes, it is indeed a bright side. However, I would, without hesitation, give up my share of bacon for a rainy day in bed with you haha.
May 25th
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Every time I close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise, no one compares to you, but there’s no you, except in my dreams tonight - I don’t wanna wake up from this tonight….
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Anonymous asked: Oh, well good for you. I'll just have to stick to my dreams then haha. At least I get more bacon this way.
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: And unfortunately for us both you will never know who I am. Let's just hope we drunkenly hook up at hot Damn one time.
May 24th
Anonymous asked: I'll be the judge of that myself. Next time you're back home you should swing past my bed.
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: Oh you, get in my bed. I'll make you a Bacon dish once I'm done with you. Depending on how you perform, obviously.
May 24th
Anonymous asked: They weren't too outrageous. But they were enough to leave me wanting the real thing :)
May 24th
Anonymous asked: Oh, thats awkward, I've only had a couple sex dreams about you.
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“Elegance is the only beauty that never fades.”
– Audrey Hepburn
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Anonymous asked: We should go camping together and have sex dreams about each other.
May 24th
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That awkward moment where you have a sex dream about someone you live with that you’re not even really sexually attracted to but then you can’t look them in the eye next time you see them because you feel like they somehow know.  Hahaha, brain. You so crazy.
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Online answers
So I’m currently googling what could be wrong with my poor little car. One paged I opened asked the question: “What would cause a car to drive very slow even when you are accelerating?” The ONLY response to that question is: “Do you have the parking break on or off”. Fucking LOL. ...
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